As we were driving home from preschool yesterday, Ruby and I had this conversation:
Ruby: "I think the best time for bad guys to come out is at night, right?"
Me: "Yes, because it is dark, so people can't see them, I guess."
Ruby: "Well, I have a nightlight in my room, so when I wake up and see a bad guy I will run right to the police and I will wake them all up and be like 'Hey! A bad guy is stealing my stuff!'"
Me: "Well, some policemen work at night you know..."
Ruby: "And the police will be like 'What!?! Why is that bad guy staying up so late!? He is going to be tired in the morning!' I think bad guys just sleep in the daytime like owls. We should tell the police that."
Me: "Sounds good."
This is just a word of warning to all of you good guys to be on high alert during the night time, and a warning to all of you bad guys that if you try to steal any of our stuff, you are going to be really tired in the morning. That is all.