If you film two movie sequels at the same time and release them separately, they will suck.
Hanging With Friends is better than Words With Friends.
If you are the only person that cares about something, that's still one pretty important person.
Flouring both sides of a calzone dough will make it hard to seal.
The only way to become happier is to remind yourself every day of the good things you already have.
People with children have more freedom than people with dogs.
Everyone is special, but only by about .00000001%
Anything with sugar in it tastes better than everything with corn syrup.
In the case of Nix vs. Hedden (1893), the US Supreme Court ruled that even though the tomato was a fruit, it would be classified as a vegetable because it was generally eaten as part of the main course, and not as dessert.
It's A Wonderful Life is a depressing movie in which the bad guy wins and the whole town ends up broke.
Singing is much harder than working in an office.
If you didn't like the Lost finale, you didn't understand the point of the show.
Feelings of worthlessness may sometimes be reduced by doing something worthwhile.
A picture is worth 1000 words, which is why paintings cost more than books.
If you were an ancient Mayan and you were making a calendar, eventually you would probably stop and say "I think we've gone far enough. Everyone here will be dead by 2012 anyway. We'll just have some future Mayans extend it later, maybe in the 1800's or something."