And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for! The world premiere of my new music video that I made this weekend due to extreme boredom! I don't have many vices; I don't drink, I've never smoked or done any drugs, but I sure do love Coca-Cola. I know it is bad for me, and I know it is totally addictive, and yet I love it anyway. So I wrote a song about it.